We like many things about Memphis. We like the blues. We like the ribs. We like that the joint was named after the ancient capital of Egypt. We like that its not Nashville.
We loathe the Memphis Grizzlies. Wed rather see the Spurs win the friggin title again than see the Griz break .500. We hate em cause they gifted the Lakers (the only team we loathe more than the Grizzlies) the keys to the West for years to come when they in essence traded All-Star Pau Gasol to L.A. in exchange for Gasols hairball brother, Marc.