Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his PR staff are constantly looking for ways to further hype his bloated ego. Lately, he's been harassing anyone brown, including more than a few American citizens.

Considering the massive 24/7 taxpayer-funded security that surrounds him, Arpaio's biggest personal risk is a paper cut while initiating more oppressive directives from the safety of his plush office.

After years of abusing detainees, and killing some, Sheriff Joe appears to have become a little paranoid. He recently stressed out when someone mentioned his address in public. Despite the public chest-thumping, he likely jumps at shadows and things that go bump in the night. A while back, he called out the bomb squad when a passerby tossed an old wrought-iron fixture onto his front lawn.

Arpaio likes to see himself as a General George Patton type, but he more closely resembles Sergeant "Fatso" Judson, the sadistic stockade jailer played by Ernest Borgnine in the classic movie From Here to Eternity. Tent City, Arpaio's signature dish and living testimony to man's inhumanity to man, closely mimics an old military prison. Perhaps that vermin-infested, canvas-covered gulag is an appropriate legacy for "America's biggest joke."

Brooke Cabaniss, Chandler
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