Giant Dork

In this case, “MVP” stands for “Most Vacuous Player”

It’s really bothersome to watch whiny little twerps succeed, and it’s been a bitter pill seeing New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning get mad props after bordering on bust for his first three seasons. Super Bowl XLII MVP? Ooh, that burned.

The world-class chump and his world-champ Giants return to Glendale to play the Arizona Cardinals. When last we met, the G-men were kicking the crap out of the then 18-0 New England Patriots. This time, oh, dear God, would we love to see the Cards’ D-line turn this irksome pussy into a turf soufflé.


Sun., Nov. 23, 2:15 p.m., 2008
 
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