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Think of all those scientists who wear tube socks, own the complete Babylon 5 series on DVD, and scream out the Pythagorean theorem when they bust their load. We’re afraid that if they don’t find some creative outlet, they’re doomed for some wicked shit. Don’t believe us? Take the quiz at www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz. Out of 10 photos, you have to guess between serial killer and scientist. It’s way harder than you think.
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But you can save these uptight types (and their potential victims) by dragging them to Conspire’s Handmade Art Market. They can pick up handmade pottery, clothing, and crocheted items that will hopefully spur new hobbies not requiring multiple Ph.Ds.
Third Saturday of every month, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., 2008
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