Hit it, maestro: Guns guns/Guns guns/We heart guns/Guns guns/Guns guns/We heart guns . . .
Yep, thats right. Ever since that Obama character became president-elect, weve been stockpiling firearms like theres no tomorrow. Because we know (and you know) that its just a matter of time before them Dems put a permanent safety lock on our God-given right to bear arms. Thats why the Crossroads of the West Gun Show is so epic for both the hardcore collector and firearms novice wanting to get a piece, all while our main man George Dub is still in charge.
(BTW, everything we just said is an exaggeration, but we still think the gun show will be cool or whatever.)