We love monster trucks. No, wait. Before you break up with us, understand that it's completely gratifying to witness these growling behemoths, weighing upward of 9,000 pounds and standing more than 10 feet tall, grinding regular, steel-body autos into tin cans before breaking into a frenzy of freestyling donuts. It's like we're 10 again, only with earplugs.
At 7:30 p.m. Saturday, January 24, Monster Jam catches massive air with Grave Digger, Blue Thunder, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, and more. True hard-cores should hit the pre-show Built Ford Tough Party in the Pits, where you can get up close and personal with the beasts and their drivers from 2 to 5.