Notably absent was token anti-Hispanic Hispanic Anna Gaines, who is currently facing misdemeanor charges of criminal trespassing from an incident last year when she was arrested after refusing to leave a Borders bookstore. This, while she solicited petitions for a recall of Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon. BTW, her recall effort failed to submit even one signature to the city clerk.
On hand, however, were Frank and Brandy Baron, owners of a massage parlor in Cave Creek and, oddly, two of the most civil individuals in the nativist wild bunch. Also in attendance was Joe Arpaio-groupie Barb Heller, known for wearing a surgical mask during protests and for writing Sheriff Joe's name just above her ample cleavage, as shown in one photo on her MySpace page.
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William Windsor, a.k.a. "Baby Man," now napping in that Big Crib in the Sky after being found dead in his Phoenix home on January 30.
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The Bird asked Heller why she wore a surgical mask, figuring it had something to do with the nativist propaganda regarding immigrants and disease.
"It's because I take drugs, like a lot of Americans, to lower immunity from arthritis," the aging, but still bodacious, biker babe stated. "And whenever I get around you and Gilman, I end up in the hospital . . . Apparently both of you are carrying something that makes me sick."
Nearby, pro-immigrant activist Adolfo Maldonado quickly piped in, "It's called intelligence."
At this, Mother Jugs stomped off. Scuttlebutt has it that Heller has recently become a member of Sheriff Joe's posse, but when she was asked about this, she replied that it was none of The Bird's business.
The hillbillies appointed a "media spokesperson," Val Roller, who eventually walked up to this tweeter and introduced herself. (The Bird's not sure what qualified her as a media spokeswoman, save that she seemed to have all her teeth.) Roller said she and her xenophobic tribe were just there celebrating being Americans, and that they weren't present to intimidate or shout obscenities.
Ironically, as we attempted a calm discussion, Buffalo kept cursing at this canary. At one point, when Sal Reza and some of the others there to celebrate Macehualli's b-day came out, Buffalo shouted out, "Get 'em back in the cage, Sal. Get 'em back in the cage!"
Earlier, Galeener referred to the woman who witnessed him peeing in public as a "cow." Many of the bikers parked right in front of the woman's house, as a scare tactic, while her little son romped in the front yard.
Eventually, the whole crowd of 'em jumped on their bikes, revved their motors loudly, and took off. What caused them to leave suddenly's unknown, though they had done their damage, like the Klan of old.
"They're feeling their oats because the state went right-wing," Reza stated after they were gone. "They're trying to intimidate us. We've been here six years and we'll be here as long as we have to be."
