Notably absent was token anti-Hispanic Hispanic Anna Gaines, who is currently facing misdemeanor charges of criminal trespassing from an incident last year when she was arrested after refusing to leave a Borders bookstore. This, while she solicited petitions for a recall of Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon. BTW, her recall effort failed to submit even one signature to the city clerk.

On hand, however, were Frank and Brandy Baron, owners of a massage parlor in Cave Creek and, oddly, two of the most civil individuals in the nativist wild bunch. Also in attendance was Joe Arpaio-groupie Barb Heller, known for wearing a surgical mask during protests and for writing Sheriff Joe's name just above her ample cleavage, as shown in one photo on her MySpace page.

The Bird asked Heller why she wore a surgical mask, figuring it had something to do with the nativist propaganda regarding immigrants and disease.

"It's because I take drugs, like a lot of Americans, to lower immunity from arthritis," the aging, but still bodacious, biker babe stated. "And whenever I get around you and Gilman, I end up in the hospital . . . Apparently both of you are carrying something that makes me sick."

Nearby, pro-immigrant activist Adolfo Maldonado quickly piped in, "It's called intelligence."

At this, Mother Jugs stomped off. Scuttlebutt has it that Heller has recently become a member of Sheriff Joe's posse, but when she was asked about this, she replied that it was none of The Bird's business.

The hillbillies appointed a "media spokesperson," Val Roller, who eventually walked up to this tweeter and introduced herself. (The Bird's not sure what qualified her as a media spokeswoman, save that she seemed to have all her teeth.) Roller said she and her xenophobic tribe were just there celebrating being Americans, and that they weren't present to intimidate or shout obscenities.

Ironically, as we attempted a calm discussion, Buffalo kept cursing at this canary. At one point, when Sal Reza and some of the others there to celebrate Macehualli's b-day came out, Buffalo shouted out, "Get 'em back in the cage, Sal. Get 'em back in the cage!"

Earlier, Galeener referred to the woman who witnessed him peeing in public as a "cow." Many of the bikers parked right in front of the woman's house, as a scare tactic, while her little son romped in the front yard.

Eventually, the whole crowd of 'em jumped on their bikes, revved their motors loudly, and took off. What caused them to leave suddenly's unknown, though they had done their damage, like the Klan of old.

"They're feeling their oats because the state went right-wing," Reza stated after they were gone. "They're trying to intimidate us. We've been here six years and we'll be here as long as we have to be."

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gbpackergirl
gbpackergirl

I used to work with Bill years ago, and I have to say that this makes me very sad. I never knew about this side of him until he was on the cover of the New Times a long time ago. We worked together at a telemarketing job downtown. He was a great man. Really funny, and loved to tell stories about his life. Not that I would have judged him, because that's not how I am...but none of us knew he was an adult baby outside of work. We all could tell he wore a diaper, but we just assumed it was bladder issues. He never smelled. He was always dressed nice (jeans and dress shirt) and never smelled or anything. All I am saying is yes...the adult baby thing is not most of our thing...but please don't judge him because of that. He really was a great person. R.I.P. Bill.

Jerry Scott
Jerry Scott

Hi there, This is BabyJerry. We do not know when we are going to die and go see the Lord. I am a adult baby and I selt in a Real Baby Crib and I use a Real Baby Bottle at night and during the day hour too. I say all this that this Adult Baby you guy wrote about die in a adult Baby crib is ok with me. Life is to short not to be who you are and he die being a adult Baby and some day I will too but I know one thing I will enjoy this short time on earth as a adult Baby and I will enjoy life that way Thank You for this story sad but really. Your Baby Friend Jerry Scott

JohnnyRotten
JohnnyRotten

WTF? Why are you wasting space on this freak of nature? I just hope this sick perv didn't reproduce.

BabyJhonny
BabyJhonny

As an adult baby i can honestly say you chose the right name for yourself JohnnyRotten. I lived his life happy as an Adult Baby and died as an Adult Baby just like he had always wanted to. I can honestly say i hope i die as an Adult Baby in a Adult Size Crib. Your Friend in poopy dipees BabyJhonny

ADMIN CINDERELLA
ADMIN CINDERELLA

IT IS NOT YOUR PLACE TO JUDGE ANYONE. WHAT WOULD YOU FEEL LIKE IF YOU AND YOUR PREJUDICE FRIENDS, OR MAYBE IT'S JUST YOU THAT IS PREJUDICE, ENDED UP GETTING IN A ACCIDENT AND WERE TOTALLY INCONTINENT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? WOULD YOU TRY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND HAVE FUN WITH IT? OR WOULD YOU STAY AT HOME AND BE ISOLATED FROM ALL YOUR FRIENDS? BY THE WAY YOU ARE ASKING YOUR VERY IGNORANT T QUESTION YOUR FRIENDS WOULD DISOWN YOU. THEY PROBABLY SHOULD RIGHT NOW ANYWAY YOU ARE PREJUDICE. I'M GLAD YOU AREN'T MY FRIEND, I DON'T NEED A FRIEND THAT WOULD END UP IN JAIL FOR HATE CRIMES I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE ON THE COMPUTER IN CYBERSPACE AND COMMITTING HATE CRIMES, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS IT STILL A CRIME IF YOU SAID WHAT YOU DID IN PERSON YOU COULD BE ARRESTED.

Darth
Darth

Fuck you, bigot. I hope you go to prison some day and are sodomized with a broken 40 ounce bottle, you stupid, bigoted motherfucker. You know, dumb motherfuckers like yourself really fucked up being born in the 21st century. I am sure you would have felt right at home in Nazi Germany or among the dumb fuck hill billys in the KKK. Too bad she died and NOT YOU, you pathetic piece of retarded shit.

Babymanrules
Babymanrules

You outdid yourself in this column, Bird. BabyMan, AbuGhraib and rednecks! Nice combo. Too bad you didnt get the sheriffs chain gang in there. That would have been perfect.

 
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