We know your dream. Weve dreamed it, too, in our seedier moments. Ditch the job. Buy a hog. Fall in with questionable company. Prowl the city with greaser buds in search of babes, boobs, and booze. Its a great gig if you can get it, and once a year thanks to those enlightened philanthropists at Arizona Bike Week even nonprofessional greasers can (and we quote) ride hard, get wild, party like crazy, and get excited by lots of fine babes during the T-Bar Trail Ride. After registering at CycleFest at WestWorld of Scottsdale, riders head out on a strip-club tour, with stops including Cheetahs and Christies Cabaret East and West.