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By Nina Carapetyan
Published on April 08, 2009 at 4:01am
Your boyfriend’s favorite hobbies include Dumpster-diving for discarded meat and pretending he’s undead when you go for picnics. You feel he views you as too much of a lamb, so you’ve decided to amputate your finger and unveil its sacrificial glory at the Zombie Ball. Somewhere between the musical acts E Bomb, Alter der Ruine, and Germany’s Funker Vogt, you’re sure he’ll be inclined to pop the big question. If that doesn’t pan out, you can snack on some zombie bitches you know don’t deserve love and feast your eyes on entertainers like Norway’s Pain Solution Sideshow.
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