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Watching pro athletes do anything outside of the sporting arena is kind of awkward and embarrassing. It’s like they’ve been conditioned to a point where smashing through the offensive line or throwing the perfect spiral has made the execution of more basic human functions come off as ridiculous to us regular folks.

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On Saturday, May 9, Arizona Cardinals Adrian Wilson and Karlos Dansby can add autograph signings to the growing list of potential pro-athlete blunders when they appear at the latest Phoenix Sports Card Show. We doubt these defensive studs will screw the pooch, but you never know.

Ex-New York Yankee great Graig Nettles will also be hanging out.