Receive Weekly Email and Text Message Updates:
Sign up for latest info on concerts, dining, promotions and more!
Go!

Most Popular

National Features >

  • Village Voice

    The Great Walls of Chinatown

    With the exception of the electric rice cookers, this Bowery tenement could have come straight from the Nineteenth Century.

    By Elizabeth Dwoskin

  • Houston Press

    Getting Off

    DUI attorney Tyler Flood wins 80 percent of his trials--even if his clients were 100 percent drunk.

    By Mike Giglio

  • Miami New Times

    Park or Die Tryin'

    From the homeless parking mafia to the meter fairy, finding a spot in Miami has taken a turn toward the surreal.

    By Gus Garcia-Roberts

  • City Pages

    The Baddest Men on the Planet

    Straight from the Sam's Club tire shop, Brett Rogers prepares to meet Fedor Emelianenko in mortal combat.

    By Bradley Campbell

Bitter Tweet

Anything really tall boys can do, hustling girls can do better

Share

  • rss

By Lou Kummerer

Published on June 03, 2009 at 4:04am

For those of us expecting a dramatic turnaround from the Phoenix Suns this year, things couldn't have turned out worse. In retrospect, it shouldn’t have been a surprise, because our star player seemed more interested in updating his Twitter than winning games. Go figure.

All hope is not lost for Phoenix basketball fans, though, because Diana Taurasi and the Phoenix Mercury are back, though their jerseys have been hijacked by the corporate sponsor LifeLock. On Saturday, June 6, the team takes on the San Antonio Silver Stars in its regular-season home opener at US Airways Center. While the champs of two years ago may be ladies, we can promise that they’ll show a lot more hustle than a certain someone whose name rhymes with “hack.”


Sat., June 6, 7 p.m., 2009