Another Bad Religion

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pigeon religion is nothing more than a group of brilliant PHOENIX luminaries, that are feverishly toiling away at making this no-talent wasteland of phoenix into something somewhat enjoyable. too bad there aren't any other people in phoenix with such vision, it's a good thing they've earned some attention - being that hopefully it will inspire some other people to follow suit. thanks for the years of enjoyment guys!

pigeon religion is nothing more than a group of rapist PEDOPHILE sleazebags, that are feverishly toiling away at making the perfect formula for re-hashing macho dude-rock in this no-talent wasteland. too bad they can't actually write anything even remotely aggro, so it's a good thing they've earned a lot of scene points - being that's all you need to make it in AZ local music. thanks for the redundant mediocrity guys!

pigeon religion is nothing more than a group of upper-class MYSTERIOUS wanna-be's, that are feverishly toiling away at making the perfect formula for mysterious punk in this no-talent wasteland. too bad they can't actually write anything even remotely original, so it's a good thing they've earned a lot of scene points- being that's all you need to make it in AZ local music. thanks for the redundant mediocrity guys!

pigeon religion is nothing more than a group of redneck WHITE TRASH losers, that are feverishly toiling away at making the perfect formula for "weirdo rock" in this no-talent wasteland. too bad their main influence is Korn (yes, read their interivew), so it's a good thing they've earned a lot of scene points- being that's all you need to make it in AZ local music. thanks for the shitty nu-metal guys!

pigeon religion is nothing more than a group of wealthy SCOTTSDALE yuppies, that are feverishly toiling away at making the perfect formula for how to spice up their boring "new age" lives in this no-talent wasteland. too bad they know nothing about the history of punk music, and can't write anything remotely challenging, so it's a good thing they've earned (read, paid for) a lot of scene points. I don't doubt they probably paid for this pathetic article to be written. Thanks for the false intentions guys!

pigeon religion is nothing more than a group of racist MCC kids, that are feverishly toiling away at making the perfect formula for re-hashing "avant-garde" noise in this no-talent wasteland. too bad they can't actually write anything even remotely interesting, so it's a good thing they've earned a lot of scene points from the Phoenix elite - being that's all you need to make it in AZ local music (as proved by Jimmy Eat World, Authority Zero, Gin Blossoms). Thanks for the blatant insincerity guys!

pigeon religion is nothing more than a group of rich ASU college kids, that are feverishly toiling away at making the perfect formula for re-hashing post-punk in this no-talent wasteland. too bad they can't actually write anything even remotely original, so it's a good thing they've earned a lot of scene points- being that's all you need to make it in AZ local music. thanks for the redundant mediocrity guys!