How did this happen, exactly?
The Wildcat Kickoff Party, a UofA football confab featuring a pump-you-up speech by head coach Mike Stoops, isnt taking place at some Tucson piece of you-know-what like Dannys Baboquivari or the Wildcat House, but in the ASU Sun Devils backyard at the Arizona Biltmore Resort & Spa.
Ugh, multiplied by 5,000.
Now, wed like to suggest all sorts of party-crashing follies, but since that would be illegal plus, theres no way youll see us wearing red-and-blue attire, which is required for entrance well instead suggest this: Imitate Tucsons annoying-ness by standing outside the joint and taunting the cat fans with a rousing Wait til basketball season. Because, you know, ASU has schooled the pussycats on the hardwood five consecutive times.
Were just saying.