God, are we sick to friggin death of watching celebs and regular schmoes tip the scales on reality weight-loss shows like The Biggest Loser and DietTribe. This is America, land of the lard-ass and the free, and our national verve seems to be going the way of our fatty acids. The wrong way.
If youre looking for a reality show thats as American as a snout full of Franks RedHot, check out the grand finale of Native New Yorkers Battle of the Bone 2009. The winner receives a nasty case of acid indigestion and a brand-new Harley.
Sat., Sept. 19, 4 p.m., 2009