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That shizzle is ubiquitizzle, yo.
Still, graffiti art remains controversial, probably because it tends to materialize on homes, cars, fences, and other non-sanctioned canvases. Most visual arts don't do that.
If that's a problem for you, fear not — the powers that be are working hard to sap all the outlaw "fun" out of graffiti by making it the inspiration for a two-day university conference and discussion panel. "Civil Disobedience 2009," an exploration of all things hip-hop, runs Friday, October 2, and Saturday, October 3, at ASU's Katzin Auditorium.
As a reward for enduring six hours of learned yapping, Valley-ites can also attend a hip-hop gala concert featuring national talents GZA of Wu-Tang Clan and Phonte from Little Brother, as well as Arizona-based acts Cut Throat Logic and Grime, among others. The show kicks off Saturday night at Gammage Auditorium.
It amounts to a graffiti-art benefit concert. All in all, it's a fine way to extend legitimacy to any disputed or "outsider" medium. Here are a few others that could use the same treatment:
Competitive eating: ESPN has been covering the Nathan's International Hot Dog Eating Contest for a few years now, but most people still don't consider competitive eating a legitimate sport. A landmark concert featuring plus-size recording stars like Aretha Franklin and Frank Black could change that. Suggested conference topic: "Reversing the Reversal: New Thoughts on Defeating the Gag Reflex."
Fox News: Yes, millions tune in every day, but Rupert Murdoch's right-riding news division remains the ShamWow guy of mainstream journalism; preying on the old, infirm, impressionable, etc. We'd fill the bill with rock's limited roster of politically conservative musicians — including Bob Seger and Ted Nugent — and let Glenn Beck headline in the "comedy" tent.
Sudoku: Why expand your vocabulary and world knowledge with a crossword puzzle when you can spend an hour hashing out various permutations of the number 10? Not a question we can answer. But a benefit performance by Battles, The Edmund Fitzgerald, Youthmovie Soundtrack Strategies and other math-rock notables would at least lend the much-disparaged mind-teaser some "cool" cred.
Truthers: How universally reviled are 9/11 conspiracy theorists? When it came out that President Obama's "green" czar, Van Jones, once signed a 911Truth.org petition, the prez fired his ass faster than Usain Bolt fleeing a pack of Dobermans. Finally, a bipartisan policy we can all get behind — just like we can get behind an awareness-raising concert featuring Amy Winehouse, Brian Wilson, Whitney Houston, and any number of not-quite-right-up-there superstars. Rosie O'Donnell can emcee.
Fantasy football: Yeah, it's sad, addictive, and masturbatory, but also so popular that DirecTV now offers something called the Red Zone Channel, a points-only highlight show that cuts out all the boring shit between the 20s. Football purists hate it, but will they still scoff after a show featuring Bruce Springsteen, Hank Williams Jr., 50 Cent, and other pigskin-loving manly men? That's called moving the chains.