Go to Hell

Christ on a crutch. This one’s scary. For all the wrong reasons.

There’s no separation of church and scare at Final Destination IV. This guided walk-through depicts horrifying morality plays of sinning and eternal damnation, i.e. gay people worship Satan and abortions are a one-way ticket to Hades. These so-called "Hell Houses" are nationwide franchises preaching the literal translation of the Bible; this one runs 45 minutes and is 250 volunteers strong.

Great if you voted McCain/Palin, but what about those who just want a good scare on Halloween without all the fire and brimstone? According to statistics provided on the site, last year’s tours produced 288 “criers,” two pukers, 55 quitters, one fainter, and 31 unfortunates listed as “mad!”


Thu., Oct. 29, 7 p.m.-midnight; Fri., Oct. 30, 7 p.m.-midnight; Sat., Oct. 31, 6 p.m.-midnight, 2009
 
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Joseph
Joseph

Seriously how can they really trick people into going through listening to some peoples views being pushed on them in the form of a haunted house on Halloween. People are looking for a good time and entertainment(crazy right?) not some sort of guilt trip and conversion trap by what seems to be a religious cult. Honestly not as advertised. Isn't Halloween a pagan holiday that christians shouldn't be participating in.

 
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