I used to enjoy reading Ask a Mexican. But now I realize that this is simply a forum for the author to 1)try and convince us how intelligent he is, 2) be very condescending, 3)administer veiled (racist?) insults, or 4) bore us to death with an answer that reveals how bored he is with this column. Sad. Oh, sorry, triste....don't wanna be called a wab.