Yes, oh yes, please tell us about every restaurant & bar that Guy Whats-his-name (dis)graces with his presence. I want to avoid all of them. But hey, I'm not bitter. While the mindless masses are poking their faces full of substandard, overpriced, over-hyped food & booze, and pretending that it's wonderful just because somebody on TV says it is, I'm enjoying a quiet lunch (or dinner or drink) without having to overhear their pretentious prattle. So maybe, in retrospect, I actually should be thanking Guy and all the other food celebrities for keeping their slavish trendoid followers out of my way.