Pearce recently revealed plans to intervene in his son's career. He announced before television cameras that he would be happy to succeed Arpaio should a federal grand jury indict the sheriff.
When it became obvious just how easy it was to get into a graduate program in Arizona, what began as a trickle of Canadian Jews jumping the border became a flood.
Border security reacted with spot circumcision inspections.
Canadian Jews lived in terror of a red uniformed Mountie's extending a gloved hand and demanding: "Put your shvantz right here, eh . . ."
The desire to leave Canada, coupled with restrictive legislation in Arizona, created a new form of border racketeering. Shalom Shleppers (S.S.) was one typical cartel taking advantage of the dispossessed. The thugs lined up transport for Canadian Jews looking to sneak across the border. Stretch Mercedes limos were loaded to the limit. But the victims often found themselves abandoned in places like Victoria, mere kilometers from the safety of America.
Ephraim Katz, the goniff from S.S., explained the fate of the Canadian Jews who can see, but not reach, Seattle.
"What can I tell you?" said Katz. "We sold short."
But enough Canadian Jews made it into Arizona that their presence is keenly felt in bank parking lots and in graduate schools.
Pearce bragged, "Let me tell you that my other landmark legislation passed out of committee last week — the bill allows a person to carry a concealed weapon without a permit or training. And this is going to introduce just the right note of tension on campus.
"Let's see how Moishe from Montreal reacts in dental school. Who can concentrate on caps and crowns when the cracker next to you in class might bust a cap in your ass?"
Predictably, the Arizona Civil Liberties Union has strongly opposed the rounding up of Canadian Jews.
"Arizona has a shameful history of segregation, the internment of Japanese Americans, the expulsion of Mexicans. Now you are going to round up Canadian Jews. What's next? When do you start eating children?" asked a clearly frustrated Alessandra Soler Meetze, executive director of the Arizona ACLU.
"This is barbarism," she concluded.
"Let me tell you something," said candidate Hayworth responding to the ACLU. "After we get done paying for Obamacare, we might be happy if there were children to eat. And it's a matter of historical fact that Jews ate Christian children in the Middle Ages. Maybe we should learn something from them.
"Let's look at it another way," said Hayworth. "We know people are starving in Haiti. Al Gore insists that global warming will cause crop failure. And you still can't get a decent po-boy in the 9th Ward of New Orleans.
"Would you be willing to eat children if it would end world hunger?" asked Hayworth.
"What if the kids were half-breeds?"
I'm Jewish and I think this is hilarious. It's an attempt to create moral equivalence and make anti-illegal activists seem like racists but I would support kicking out foreign born people of any nationality of culture if they didn't come here legally or follow our laws!
I hate to be rude, but it is shameful if you think this article is seriously being anti-Semitic. Use a little reading comprehension, and you'll find that this is political satire on the Hispanic immigration issues. "Shalom Shleppers (S.S.) was one typical cartel taking advantage of the dispossessed." Get it? The S.S.? Anybody who takes this article at face value is like someone who reads "A Modest Proposal" and thinks that Johnathan Swift was actually promoting dining on babies.
i have not been this offended by anything for a very long time. makes me sick to my stomach and makes me cry for the state of the human race. what is wrong with everybody? where did decency go? why even bother to hang your head or think that anybody will care?
I hope a Jewish lawyer sees this and sews the crap out of you. Then you could be "rounded up" and thrown into a MCSO jail, where I am sure you will be treated with the utmost respect after becoming someone's girlfriend.
This story is not a real comparison. Its not really funny.its an opinion of a story made up buy a very confused person.they may be literate, they must be smart, but thinking its not racial remarks is to be foolish. live it. dont metaphorize an issue to hide the truth or change the facts. the law will be removed if it doesent work.[signed] a person in arizona probabbly one of the majority, or someone of importance can come up with a better idea and implement it like the congress of the united states. the issue is not weather to allow people to come to the us. but how many from each . just because you can walk across the border doesnt mean you should be here. some people wait years to be here. the problem is illegal immigration. Not its accountably , we pay taxes money, money. You love to do this, dont you! Rright! America is a way of life. Mexico is a way of life. if you want to live in america great! dont delute it. be legal stop crime.stop being racial embrace what all our forfathers have given us. Sorry for the errors dont have time to correct them the ideas are solid thanks.
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