Jesus, Laura. Where were you last summer? I went through the whole "I don't usually eat fast food but this looks really good" thing last year, wondering if I really just wanted to look like that girl and after all, this isn't reality so ummm, could I eat a gigantically messy and look all sexy like that? Okay, maybe I knew the answer already, but there was some serious appeal there on many levels. Wrong ones, yes. Your story is very funny. I laughed out loud a few times.