The other day, we overheard some bitter chump say that Phoenix is a murderous shit hole. Um, you're flat out wrong, dude, because it's flippin' gorgeous out right now. Plus, there's a grip of outdoorsy things to do this time of year, such as Bike2BBQ. Part of Valley Bike Month, this participatory shindig allows peeps to cycle over to Papago Park and partake in a bunch of neato things including bike polo, Earth Day-themed helmet decorating, and group bike rides. Booze and grub will be served, too.