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This is your dream come true, fellas, as sickeningly hot women with enviable bodies and impossibly clean bikini lines will duke it out for top honors during the Bikini and Beachwear Model Competition.
Ladies, um, just keep drinking. And remember that personality goes a long way in the real world. Hopefully.
The competition on Thursday, June 10, kicks off the summer seasons weekly Aces High Thursday event at Cadillac Ranch. The free night starts at 10 p.m. and includes drink specials for spectators and prize packages for the competition winners.