Knight and Day: Tom Cruise, Please Stop Talking

You know and love Jason Bourne as an implacable killing machine. But what if he were a mouthy asshole instead? That's the provocative question posed by James Mangold's Knight and Day, which casts Tom Cruise as a Bourne wanna-be who seriously can't shut up.

As Roy Miller, an agent gone rogue from the FBI or the NSA or the CIA or whatever-the-fuck, Cruise never stops flapping his gums. Fighting a dozen guys at a time? He yammers on through it. Hanging upside-down and shirtless in a torture chamber? He has something to say about that. Falling from a great height onto the windshield of a speeding car? Funny story he'd like to tell you!

He's just so irritating, each sub-par quip delivered with a cocksure grin that makes you wish the bad guys were better at hitting back. Or, really, it's Tom Cruise who's irritating — those are his terrifyingly pearly whites, of course. There's never been a particularly crisp line between intense, super-awesome Tom Cruise and the characters he plays. In Knight and Day, his age-old cool curdles into motor-mouthed neediness. Approaching 50, he suddenly seems desperate for our love. (See: Untitled Les Grossman Project.)

All the wrong moves: Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz in Knight and Day.
All the wrong moves: Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz in Knight and Day.


Directed by James Mangold. Written by Patrick O'Neill. Starring Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Paul Dano, Peter Sarsgaard, and Viola Davis. Rated PG-13.

The love Roy Miller's angling for is that of June Havens, a plucky cipher played by Cameron Diaz who Roy runs into — literally!! — in the Wichita airport. He's handsome enough, she's apparently on the prowl, and their flight to Boston is filled with torrid flirting and enemy agents. One unconvincingly filmed plane crash later, the two are on the run, with the explosions, gunplay, and spycraft provoking an awakening in June's soul, just like in The Awakening, one of this movie's clear inspirations. It turns out that, under her staid exterior, June has always craved adventure, and soon, she's straddling Tom Cruise on a motorcycle, an automatic in each hand, blowing holes in bad guys like a pro.

The plot, such as it is, revolves around the hunt for precocious scientist Simon Feck (Paul Dano), who has invented a perpetual-energy battery. A Spanish arms dealer wants it, and someone dirty inside the National Bureau of Security Intelligence wants to sell it to him. All that stands between this Spanish arms dealer and the MacGuffin he so dearly desires is Roy Miller.

Or is Roy the crooked agent??? Ha ha ha, italics, have you never seen a movie before? The crooked agent is exactly who you think it is the whole time, one among a slumming-it supporting cast that includes Peter Sarsgaard, Viola Davis, Marc Blucas, and Maggie Grace.

And so the movie — whose trip through development hell, from buddy comedy to action-romance, was detailed in a recent Times piece — zips from America to the Azores to Austria to Spain, alternating between wan Cruise-Diaz banter and incoherent gunfights. (Knight and Day, with its frenetic cutting and cheap-looking effects, confirms that James Mangold — he of Walk the Line and Kate & Leopold — is not much of an action director.) In the end, you may wonder whether the makers of this hyperactive, joyless thriller didn't stumble upon a perpetual-energy battery themselves — and not for the good: Knight and Day keeps going, and going, and going.

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I appreciate the candid review. And would appreciate it more without the profanity. Meaning the f-word. Just would like to read the review, and think this writer is a much better writer than I, and has some class.


I knew that this movie was terrible, because the producers had Cameron Diaz running the talk show circuit trying to peddle it. Her interviews were scripted. Every time she showed up on a talk show she repeated how "hard" Tom Cruise worked and how brave Tom and Cameron were to do some of their own stunts. Actors do not work "hard." My father worked in a steel foundary on the Great Lakes. He worked hard.

Cameron likes to explain that she is single and has no children, because she prefers to live the life of a spoiled and selfish actress than have to live like the little people.

Two "has been" actors and a cloned film idea with poor directing; exactly what I am dying to waste a couple hours on some night. The film was an excuse for the cast and crew to fly around the world and be paid for it.


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