Unlike a lot of white folks in the South who wont admit it, I got some black blood in me, says comedian Ralphie May. I wish I got that big dick. Instead I got bad credit. Thats how it goes, a big dick or bad credit every time -- that and a couple of sickle cells.
Leaving no minority or other sensitive issue untouched, Mays no-nonsense yet affable style has landed him three Comedy Central specials and a deal with the network for a show called Brothers From Another Mother, starring May and fellow heavy-set comic Lavell Crawford.
I got a lot of flavor for a white boy. I was born in Tennessee, raised in Arkansas, and moved to Texas when I was 18. Shit, Im my own cousin, jokes May.
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