Ask A Mexican on La Migra and Purchasing Wood

 I'm a naturalized citizen born in Ciudad Juarez (the most dangerous city in the world, thanks to the drug cartels) but I work for la migra. I get a lot of shit from some of my family members because they feel I shouldn't be doing this job. I always tell them that it's better I got the job rather than some racist gabacho who might other wise "mistreat" the aliens that come to the country. Particularly the ones that like to make menudo on Sundays. I know I wouldn't mistreat them. Should I quit my job and make my family happy, or keep my job and do it in a humane manner?
Migra Mexican

I must've answered your family's question back in 2008, when someone called you and the 52 percent of wabs that make up the Border Patrol a bunch of hypocrites. My answer then, was this: "It's easy for Mexicans to dismiss these agents as vendidos, but let's not pretend the United States-Mexico border is a playground on the level of Xochimilco. Lot of bad people inhabit la frontera — drug-runners, coyotes, Guatemalan aliens who invaded Mexico first before setting their beady eyes on the United States — and no one is better than a Mexican to deal with scum, mostly because we deal with it daily in the form of our governments. Besides, don't bash our Mexican migra — we all know those brown Border Patrol agents are Manchurian Mexicans waiting for Obama to become president so they can open the gates once and for all." I still stand by that sentiment (although Obama hasn't complied with his end of our Faustian pacto), and but would ask you to be in the juego, not of the juego. Calling the undocumented "aliens"? You know better than that. By, the way, gentle readers: a member of the Mexican's extended family is migra. And now you know how I snuck into the United States.

Why do Mexicans purchase only one piece of wood at a time from the hardware store? Usually, it's an odd shape, like a 2-by-2 or one piece of trim, too small to even trim a closet.
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As you're probably well aware, most American conglomerates have set up shop south of the border. Without naming names, how is it that they get away with, in most cases, charging more for the same product yet pay these employees a fifth of what the same employee makes doing the same job up north? Why doesn't Mexico say, "Hey, you want to sell products here for the same price or better that you sell it for back home, pay the same wages you do up there?" If Mexico were to force these companies into this agreement, there would no longer be the draw to narco-trafficking jobs that pay $400 a week making human soup, ¿qué no? Not to mention the fact that there wouldn't be eight people in a one-bedroom living illegally up there making $300 a week thinking they hit the lottery. Why is Mexico allowing itself to be bullied by its big next-door neighbor like this?
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On one issue and one issue only can Know-Nothings and Aztlanistas agree, and that's the destruction the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) and other neo-liberal policies wrought on Mexico. Before its implementation, Mexico was largely a statist economy, with heavy subsidies and protections for industry and workers. That created a stagnant business environment, however, especially when compared to the free-market fustercluck we run up here, so Mexico's peso policies didn't stop its residents from going to el Norte. But once globalists on both side of the border (as usual, Canada played an inconsequential role) implemented NAFTA on January 1, 1994, the relaxed regulations (coupled with a devaluation of the peso) destroyed Mexico, unleashing the flood of migrants we have today. The problem with those maquiladoras you mention is that they're merely following the free market — they can pay less in Mexico and charge more for products than in the United States because of our uneven economies, but they can also pull out and relocate to countries with even worse salaries than Mexico and screw everyone further. This is all a long way of answering your question: Mexico can't do a thing because we're so close to the pinche United States — except invade.

 
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Mrroachsir
Mrroachsir

Hay Pendejo.....your biography says you were born in Los Angeles to legal mother and illegal father, yet here you claim to have "snuck in here". What's it gonna be. You have no creditability outside of the Illegal population you claim to be an advocate for so is this a piss poor attempt to ingratiate yourself to them in order to maintain that rich home in L.A.?.....likely. Or are you gonna call it "Literary License"?

Tim Giangiobbe
Tim Giangiobbe

Stay true to yourself.La Migras are enforcing ignorant laws that needs changing as much as San Francisco needs a New Approach.Not knowing who is in the country is all that makes some citizens nervous.I watch as Immigrants prepare for court in downtown San Francisco near the Immigration and Detention Center and Court.I do not quite understand the autority at this level but many sem to be getti ng their wish.I have seen a few sad faces also.I can Only Imagine.The FEDS have wasted so much time and money building the New Iron Curtain.Reagan gave the Communist Block countries a push and they responded then.The Russians are now here.I worry more about them than any latino that is here.This is not a racial opinion it is a SMART OPINION.The Wall/Fence needs to come down and the Unprotected PORTS need a 1000 percent security boost.The Container Ships are Huge disasters waiting to happen.The Priorities need to be examined NOW.I am an Army Veteran Baby Boomer and I have seen way too much Apathy and Ignorance Socially and Globally.

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@RandallfrmTempe

RE: NAFTA - couldn't have said it better - abolish it and start over. I really hate these labels, which only confuse the majority of citizens who don't pay attention.There's nothing liberal about neo-liberal, and there's nothing conservative about neo-conservative.

 
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