How do you know youve been abducted by a monster?
Usually, you wake up in the desert sitting naked in a cardboard box, surrounded by cans of Tab with honey in your eyes. Thats a pretty good indicator. It happens way more than you might think.
So says Daniel m. Davis, Level 4 Monsterologist and proprietor of Steam Crow, an organization dedicated to creating stories, artwork, and products with a supernatural slant. Davis claims to have been abducted by monsters 218 times and insists lives will be changed with his presentation of charts, facts, and photographic evidence proving monsters and monster abductions are real.
Davis will also have Steam Crow products for sale and will be signing his most beastly books like Caught Creatures, Klawberry, and Monster Commute.