Traditional: "The Chicken Dance" (who the fuck knows?)
New Times says: "The Safety Dance" (Men Without Hats)
Nat King Cole: Try to forget his "Unforgettable."
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Try to Avoid: "Stand" (R.E.M.)
LAST DANCE: The coda. The martini. The denouement. It all comes down to one question: How do you want to send away your guests? On a cloud of sweet, Louis Armstrong-esque melancholy? With a tangy layer of Al Green-scented soul-musk? Buzzed on a shot of Sinatra? Those are all fine options, but shouldn't you stay with the trailblazing alt-music theme? The truth is, at this point, you're probably so wasted, you're asking the DJ for "Billie Jean."
Traditional: "Let's Stay Together" (Al Green)
New Times says: "Electric Feel" (MGMT)
Try to Avoid: "Closing Time" (Semisonic) unless you want an annulment.