Hello, reader. What’s happening? Did you get that memo? Yeah. We’re going to need you to go ahead and come to the Sail Inn for the Office Space Party, mmmkay?
Cure your lingering case of the Mondays with games like Jump to Conclusions and Pass the Cake, or take out your latent cubicle-fueled rage on the fax machine piñata. There will also be live music from the Mojo Farmers, Los Guys, Only Warning, and Cait Brennan -- a bunch of straight shooters with upper management written all over them. Arrive wearing the most pieces of flair (15 is the minimum, obviously) and show off your best "O" face for prizes.
Mmm, yeah, so the party begins at 7 p.m., and the cover is $10, but only $5 if you arrive in office attire or a work uniform, and you’ll get in free if you can prove your name is Michael Bolton.