"Illegals can't vote!" her dad interrupts. "How can they?"

Victoria is stumped. "Because . . . because of cheating."

Victoria Jackson doing a handstand at a gig hosting a Christmas show on a Florida beach.
Giulio Sciorio
Victoria Jackson doing a handstand at a gig hosting a Christmas show on a Florida beach.
Jackson with former presidential candidate Herman Cain
Courtesy of Victoria Jackson
Jackson with former presidential candidate Herman Cain

Tomorrow morning, she's headed to New York City to be on Fox & Friends. She'll plug Marriage Retreat, a Christian film about the sanctity of matrimony. Her small role, even she admits, "isn't going to win an Oscar." The demands of her new career, she laments, keep her away from her daughters and granddaughter. In a couple of weeks, she'll go "on a conservative cruise for [her] journalism job, and [she's] gonna do a handstand next to the Mayan rock that says the world is going to end in 2012."

As Victoria gets up to leave, father and daughter continue the list of who will vote for Obama: The liberals. The gays. The Muslims.

Says Jim: "Those who were aborted would if they were alive."

The family bursts into manic laughter. "Jim!" Marlene says. "You made a joke!"

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