Ask a Mexican on Ass-Wipes and the Land of Opportunity

I was in a taco shop in the bathroom stall and saw your racist dribble in La Prensa San Diego (the paper was being used as ass-wipe, I guess). Whatever you say or write will always be foreshadowed by the fact that you and all the dark-skinned Mexis are mosca en la leche — that will never change. And for you to steal the statement "gentle readers" from Miss Manners shows just how un-authentic and un-creative you are. But we realize you are a Mexi; stealing anything (whether bicycles or prose) is embedded in the genetic code of your dirty culture. After I was done excreting, I used your column to wipe myself and I threw it in the corner of the toilet stall with all the other soiled newspaper . . .
Roger Hedgecock's Biggest Fan

Your mom didn't teach you to wipe properly; you just smeared this column with your intellectual caca. And Judith Martin didn't invent the "gentle readers" shtick; hell, Jonathan Swift was dropping that couplet in Gulliver's Travel. I realize you're a gabacho: Getting basic history and insults wrong is embedded in the genetic code of that raza's more pendejo members. Now make like a Yahoo, and dig for those nuggets!

Let me start by telling you that, like yourself, I'm a proud mexicana, and how glad I am that someone educated like yourself is trying to educate Know-Nothings about things they think they know. My concern is this: I am a DREAMer, and I have come across so many stupid people who think they know what's best for us. I have heard that it's never gonna pass, that we're just wasting our time, blah blah blah! What can I say to these Know-Nothings, to make them understand that all we're asking for is a chance at what many of them have refused: a chance to go to college and have a good paying job, and/or a chance to serve in the military? After all, is not this the land of opportunities? Land of the free, home of the brave?
An Orgullosa DREAMer Mexicana

Actually, I'm a mexicano, not a mexicana — not that there's anything wrong with that! As for what you can tell Know-Nothings to make them understand your situation . . . they never will. Instead, tell them "I told you so" by showing all the accomplishments undocumented youth have notched — college degrees, businesses, making your plight a national issue, one so big that President Barack Obama has issued a stay on any deportations for ustedes (an imperfect gesture, for sure, but at least a start) — while supposedly powerless. Are these not the types of Americans we want, people who can stare into the abyss of hopelessness and emerge not only positive but productive? If you're supposed to make lemonade when life throws you lemons, DREAMers have created a taquiza out of nothing — and if Know-Nothings want to ignore and demonize that, then they deserve the beautiful half-Mexican grandchild that's coming their way pronto.

 
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carlitus23
carlitus23

Illegals! blah blah blah wetbacks blah blah blah, anchor baby blah blah blah, living off of the taxpayers blah blah blah fleabaggers blah blah blah,  by all of these nice pejoratives i can tell we are listening to either the posse of the most Moronic sheriff of the U.S.A or, the posse of the father of Sb1070 Disgraced and voted out  former State Legislator Russel Pearce Wildy known as El diablo in the hispanic community. Or maybe they are white extremist people that drink the Kool aid that the Republican Party sell to them, after all it is the Conservative Party, the party of Christians and the loving God, Oh and the ones that think a woman can "shut down her body so there's no conceiving a baby" when she;s been RAPED, ah! Let's not forget The lunatics That still think that President Obama is not a U.S Citizen And the party that wants to shut down all of the Planned Prenthood clinics and let's bot forget the loopholes so peple can't  receive tax breaks for owning a home and the child tax write offs, and down size medicare and welfare, BUT, KEEP ALL THE LOOP HOLES FOR THE CORPORATIONS AND THE COMPANIES THAT HIRE PEOPLE OVERSEAS LET'S NOT FORGET THAT THEY WANT TO GIVE THEM EVEN MORE LOOPHOLES, HOW ABOUT THE CADILLAC HEALTH PLANS THAT ALL OF THEM HAVE BEEN GIVEN JUST BEACUSE THEY ARE "WORKING FOR THER PEOPLE" ??? WHY DON'T THEY REDUCE THOSE? HOW ABOUT SHOWING SOME SYMPHATY FOR THE NEEDY AND ACTUALLY CARING FOR THE COUNTRY AND NOT THE CORPORATIONS.         HOW ABOUT NOT DRINKING THEIR COOL AID ??/

 

I CARE ABOUT THIS COUNTRY , BUT I HATE TO SEE THAT THIS COUNTRY WAS ADMIRED AROUND THE WHOLE WORLD FOR THEIR PRINCIPLES AND CHARITY AND UNDERTANDING, NOW, IT IS THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE WORLD AND ALL THANKS TO A BUNCH OF EXTREMIST PEOPLE THAT ARE STIRING THE WHOLE COUNTRY AGAINST IT'S OWN .

 

STARTING WITH THE" GREAT OLD PARTY" OR "GOP" OR REPUBLICANS AS MOST PEOPLE KNOW IT.

Sickofyourbs
Sickofyourbs

Charlie_oscar just told you genious. It's not mexicans we have a problem with it's "ILLEGALS". P.s. every time you post you are hurting, and not helping your cause. Your opinion is not valid and the more you try to force it on people the more resistance you get. Use your brain.

L.A.
L.A.

HOW COME ONLY MEXICANS GET TREATED LIKE CRIMINALS IF PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD COME HERE ILLEGALY LIKE CHINESE AFRICANS HOW COM THEY DONT GET PUNKED FOR DOCUMENTS IN ARIZONA ITS ALL BULL BUT NOMATTER WHAT SOON WE ARE GOING TO BE A BIG PART OF THIS COUNTRY THAT CANNOT BE LET GO SO EASY AND U WILL HAVE TO HAVE MEXICANS HERE NO MATTER WHAT BECAUSE NOT EVEN SOUTH OR CENTRAL AMERICA DOES WHAT WE DO FOR THIS COUNTRY 

charlie_oscar
charlie_oscar

I have a question...Of all immigrant groups...illegal or legal, Guatemalans, Colombians, Nicaraguans, Russians, Indonesians and every "ans" I can think of...It is only the Mexicans that feel entitled to enter the USA illegally and have all the benefits of American citizenship. The Mexicans are militant about this...and that's why there is so much push-back! I actually have an opinion that we are all just passengers on Spaceship Earth and if people need to cross borders to survive...so be it...But not with clenched fist raised high and waiving the Mexican flag as they come across! (with paper or without)

jesuschristodenogale
jesuschristodenogale

Owebama and his Fleabaggers Party do have a plan not only towards the economy but also deals with illegal Mexican and other occupiers in the United States. He won't state his plan but I have it from the very same reliable source Harry Reid has. Owebama's plan it to reduce the American standard of living to equal that of Mexico. This would solve the illegal Mexican occupiers problem because they will self deport. And it will lower our unemployment rate because America's unemployed will then sneek accross the border into Mexico without documents and look for work while hanging out at the Home Depot parking lot in Mexico City. According to the Fleabaggers aka Demoncrats, this is a win win proposal.

Sickofyourbs
Sickofyourbs

 @L.A. Sorry, you are not stupid; you are dumd (LOL @ that too)

Sickofyourbs
Sickofyourbs

 @L.A. throwing around racial terms only shows your propensity towards ignorance. You chastise other races for using racial slang towards your people and here you are doing it-moron. I don't know where you "stoled" (LOL @ that) your information from, but you are quite stupid.

L.A.
L.A.

THIS LAND WAS MEXICO WAY BEFORE WHITE PEOPLE WERE AROUND YOU CRACKERS TALK CRAP AND ARE ALL ILLEGALS ALL OF YOU CAME FROM EUROPE AND STOLED THE LAND FROM THE NATIVE INDIANS AND REMEMBER THIS LAND WAS BUILT ON IMIGRANTS THERE IS NO WHITE RACE IF ALL OF YOU ARE DECENDENTS OF DIFFRENT EUROPIAN COUNTRIES DUMD ASSES 

jesse5545
jesse5545

It a very simple explaination so all you wet backs can understand it. Its just one word ILLEGAL

Sickofyourbs
Sickofyourbs

Ass wipes in your title. You journalism instructors must be so proud. F-ing fool. Or maybe you didn't study journalism and aquired this position through affirmitive action. Yep, probably the latter.

mateo
mateo

These dreamers were the same people who were demonstrating against sb1070 while they were waving mexican flags and either burning or standing on American flags.  No one is entitled to anything, especially an illegal alien. 

mateo
mateo

I do not see the problem with the illegals that were brought here as chldren.  These "dreamers" are not citizens and not anchor babies.  They are citizens of Mexico and should be sent back to Mexico and let their government deal with the issue.  We have enough anchor babies already in the US and we as tax payers should not have to take on additional unwanted burdons on the tax roles.  There are enough citizens already here who want to go to college and join the armed services.  Please stop the insanity.

Sickofyourbs
Sickofyourbs

It is the land of the free and the home of the brave........for those who are here legally. Don't quote patriotism and not be a patriot. Judging by the flag you illegals fly when protesting......well let's say it shows your true colors.

singhnarinder608
singhnarinder608

After I was done excreting, I used your column to wipe myself and I threw it in the corner of the toilet stall with all the other soiled newspaper . . .

allanbartlett
allanbartlett

roger hedge"cocks" biggest open mouth fan.

He sucks on hedgecocks cock, get it ?

Even the eye-talians get that one. Right, mesa-lil- man,

MesaMan
MesaMan

DREAMies are all losers: let them go back home. It's not as if Mexico is that bad, Haiti it isn't.

MesaMan
MesaMan

Funny how 'brown' Italian Americans don't seem to have this problem.........or other 'brown' people----------just some Hispanics. For that matter: 'White' Hispanics are some of the biggest racists out there against their 'brown' compadres. 

tomphrey1
tomphrey1

Since you consider yourself to be a Mexican and  not an American, go back to Mexico -- your beloved homeland.  Personally, I am tired of wetbacks hopping over the border because they can't fix their own country and decide to live off the backs of American taxpayers.  Anyone who comes here legally is welcome.  Illegals should be treated as illegals.

tself47
tself47

 @L.A.

 Actually, if you had gone to school and studied history, the United States defeated Mexico in a war over the territorynow known as California, Texas, Arizona and New Mexico and not only did Mexico sign a surrender agreeing to the borders, they accepted $ 18 million dollars as compensation for the territory. I believe we not only have a right to the territory because we defeated you, but because we paid you for it also!!! Check the history books

MesaMan
MesaMan

 @L.A. There was NO 'Mexico' till c.a 1810: it was New Spain and the Mexicans stole it from Spain. Last time I checked; Hispanics started out as Euro Whites in Spain till they raped the Indian women hence Mestizos. Funny how La Raza still kisses the hand of the conquistador never mind how they treated the Aztec, etc. women...........

L.A.
L.A.

 @mateo FIRST YOUR NAME SAD ALL ILLEGALS PAY TAXES WHICH MOST OF THEM NEVER SEE A DIME LIKE CITIZENS DO AND A LOT OF ILLEGALS JOIN THE ARM FORCES BECAUSE METH OUT CRACKERS AND CRACKED OUT JIGGAS DONT OR ARE LAZY EVEN TO WORK JOBS TAHT MOVE THIS COUNTRY HARD LABOR WHO DOES IT MY PEOPLE DO IT WE ARE DREAMERS AND WE DO SUPPLY ALL THE BULLSHIT DRUGS FOR ALL OF YOU BUT WHO MAKES THE MOST MONEY THE USA GOV. SO THEY PROFIT AND F..K THERE SOCIETY UP

L.A.
L.A.

 @mateo FIRST YOUR NAME SAD ALL ILLEGALS PAY TAXES WHICH MOST OF THEM NEVER SEE A DIME LIKE CITIZENS DO AND A LOT OF ILLEGALS JOIN THE ARM FORCES BECAUSE METH OUT CRACKERS AND CRACKED OUT JIGGAS DONT OR ARE LAZY EVEN TO WORK JOBS TAHT MOVE THIS COUNTRY HARD LABOR WHO DOES IT MY PEOPLE DO IT WE ARE DREAMERS AND WE DO SUPPLY ALL THE BULLSHIT DRUGS FOR ALL OF YOU BUT WHO MAKES THE MOST MONEY THE USA GOV. SO THEY PROFIT AND F..K THERE SOCIETY UP

notjustanynurse
notjustanynurse

 @MesaMan you seem to be under the misguided opinion that the 'brown' Native Americans want YOUR worthless ass destroying what is left of they great land?  Really?

eurorule
eurorule

 @MesaMan

 Wow, Mesa Man, what an Rtard you are. Don't forget it was the Romans, ancestors of the "brown" Italians, that colonized and civilized Northern Europe and most of the known world a couple of millenia back, hence making it possible for friggin cretins like YOUR ancestors to learn to walk upright and learn (barely) intelligible speech. The only "brown" thing in this post are the nasty stains in your mama's underwear after she gave birth to you.

MesaMan
MesaMan

 @tomphrey1 And not just Mexicans: I don't want ANY illegal alien, including blonde haired blue eyed Swedes with natural bodacious tata's here either.

MesaMan
MesaMan

 @tself47  @L.A. One of the ironies of history at work here: had Mexico been mostly 'White' instead of Mestizo, the USA would've have taken the whole thing in 1848.

eurorule
eurorule

 @MesaMan  @L.A.

 Guess what? We are still Euro Whites, and any of us born or directly from Spain refuse to be classified as "Hispanic" along with Mexicans.

jesuschristodenogale
jesuschristodenogale

 @L.A.  @mateo

 

Mr. Owebama. How is allowing 1,760,000 illegal occupiers to stay in the US and giving them work permits going to help lower unemployment? Do you not understand that these young, educated, motivated and potential small business creators are the only possibility for improving the standard of living in the poor Spanish speaking countries they came from? And you want to keep them in the US instead of helping our poor neighbors? Shame on you! No wonder the Spanish speaking peoples of the world hate the United States that steals their best and brightest. Shame on you. Americans need to unite to help Mexico and Central America by returning these illegal occupiers back to their home land. You keep them in the US and you are only helping one person. Send them back and you are helping millions of their fellow citizens. Are you with me America?

MesaMan
MesaMan

 @L.A.   An illegal alien can't join the Armed Forces. As for the rest of your drivel; you're spewing lies at best.

MesaMan
MesaMan

 @notjustanynurse Most American Indians were nomads; they didn't have the concept of ownership of  land like many other cultures. The closest analog in Europe in 2012 would be the Gypsies; most of whom are also nomads.

 

Besides: what do the Navajo, Apache, etc. have to do with ILLEGAL aliens from Mexico? The former groups are now US citizens---------much like what happened hundreds of years ago when the stronger tribes/nations subjugated the weaker ones. 

MesaMan
MesaMan

 @eurorule  @L.A. Under US Gov't  'Affirmative Action' guidelines: ANY so-called 'Hispanic' qualifies----------including blonde haired blue eyed Spaniards. But a 'brown' skin Italian American is considered NON Hispanic White.

 

 
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