The holidays are a time for going over the top. Think you might need a speedboat? Someone might get you a speedboat! Feel the need to wear a cat hair-coated snowman sweatshirt you recently purchased from Goodwill? Hey, ‘tis the season! Feel the need to tell Uncle Greg what you really think of him over Christmas dinner? You might as well let it all out, boy!
While you’re going to go all out, you might as well do it with a dash of sexy style. Cut a V-neck into the sweatshirt and slice yourself out those long johns for Puttin’ On the Glitz, where the sexy, sexy local ladies from tantalizing, circus-themed burlesque act Scandalesque will bedazzle the senses with trapeze stripteases, whacky comedy, live music, and a pyromaniac’s wet dream: blazing bustiers. It’s a spectacular, glamorous, body-celebrating end to your face-stuffing yuletide gluttony.