Ask a Mexican on Jonny Chingas

In 1983 or 1984, I was walking home from work down Haight Street in San Francisco one evening and stopped into Watusi Records to look through the dollar cutout bin. I flipped through it for a bit and then stopped dead when I saw the Jonny Chingas Pachuco LP. I looked closer, saw what was written in small print on the license plate of the car on the cover ("se me paro"), and went, "Holy shit! I've gotta have this!"

The record (especially the title cut and "El Corrido del Bato Loco") was funnier than shit (and musically not too bad). A dozen years later, just after the Internet came in, I ran a search on AltaVista and got a single result, for a little indie record company in East L.A. I wrote to ask them if they had any more Jonny Chingas recordings and received a single-sentence reply: "Hey, man, I think the vato's dead." Running a Google search now, there seems to be no info whatsoever on who the dude was, other than his name, Raúl Garcia, which matches the credits on the original Billionaire LP: "R. Garcia." In 200 words or less (to match your column length), who was this incredibly funny, talented guy and what in hell happened to him?
Ye Olde Gabacho

"Se Me Paro"! Literally translating as "It Stood Up," but Mexican Spanish for "I Got Hard" — as in, "My Chorizo Is Ready to Get Into Your Pink Taco" hard! By the legendary Jonny Chingas, the Blowfly of Chicano rap! Man, I hadn't heard that song — a raunchy doo-wop Spanglish retelling of a homeboy getting it on with his heina, complete with moans and mecos — in years. And I urge everyone to give it a spin, as it was a rite of passage for all Mexican men who came of age during the 1990s to listen to this rola off their cholo cousin's Lowrider Magazine Volume 1 CD. Chingas' other songs are similarly hilarious — "El Corrido del Bato Loco" ("Ballad of a Crazy Vato"), "Yo Quiero Tirar Chingasos" ("I Want to Fuck Someone Up") and "La Dolencia" ("The Longing"), the most romantic song about blue balls ever. But who was he? Real name Raul Garza, recorded mainstream Chicano tracks with a bunch of East L.A. Chicano rock bands during the 1960s and 1970s under the names Raul Garcia and Ruly Garcia, but achieving immortality with the Jonny Chingas persona. J-Vibe of Dragon Mob Records produced some of Chingas' last recordings — and, yep, Chingas is now cruising alongside Jesus in that dropped '64 Chevy Impala in the sky. Finally, sorry for crossing your 200-word border, but you know how we Mexicans are with imaginary boundaries.

In what state and city are the cintos piteados made?
Una Metiche Que Quiere Saber Si Sabes Tú Información del Piteado

You're referring, of course, to the belts featuring arabesque designs that are a staple of hombres from central Mexico. The most famous city for production is Colotlán, Jalisco, but the best ones come from Jerez, Zacatecas — not that I'm biased or anything.

 
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honeyinaz
honeyinaz

i'll never forget the time when my in laws was visiting from cali.  and  us girls went inside the house and we were talking and the subject of funny songs came out and i said, i got a funny one u wanna hear it? they said yes.  so  here i go and i put Se me paro..  well , the look on my mother in law and her friend face was worth a million dollars.  they loved it one said "oh rita u hear what he said about his chorizo.." i  dont think this is what they had in mind, but they loved it.  so before they left rita asked me where can she get a copy of that song .  i said  here  u can have this one i can get another.  to bad cell phones were not in at that time or else i would of recorded them.   thanks for the memories.

trankmonk
trankmonk

Wow thats like the craziest thing I have ever heard dude.


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