Or not, because it's probably not a good idea to send a naked picture of yourself through the mail to a random address claiming to be the residence of one of the creepiest actors in the business.
But if you're all about ditching President's Day and feel obligated to celebrate, um, yourself instead, pop a stamp on an envelope and shoot it over to:
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Steve Buscemi Polaris Public Relations
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Los Angeles, CA 90048
Note: Event coordinators are asking for "tasteful and arty" photos only, as not to "promote appealing to Buscemi's prurient interests," natch. More info here.