They were golden. They were globe-y. What can we say? Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosted the 71st annual Golden Globes Sunday night, and it was a weird, hilarious, tipsy (for some), and beautiful mess. The co-hosts were on-point both dress-wise and joke-wise (that supermodel vagina joke was tops), Julia Louis-Dreyfus smoked an e-cigarette, and Poehler won. All around, fun stuff.
But, let's get down to business. Here are the night's winners, in bold.
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Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle Lupita Nyong'o, 12 Years a Slave Julia Roberts, August: Osage County June Squibb, Nebraska
Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture Daniel Bruhl, Rush Bradley Cooper, American Hustle Barkad Abdi, Captain Phillips Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave
Best Supporting Actress in a Television Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Jacqueline Bisset, Dancing on the Edge Janet McTeer, White Queen Hayden Panettiere, Nashville Monica Potter, Parenthood Sofia Vergara, Modern Family
Best Mini-Series or Motion Picture made for Television American Horror Story: Coven Behind the Candelabra Dancing on the Edge Top of the Lake White Queen
Best Actress in a Television Miniseries or Movie Helena Bonham Carter, Burton and Taylor Rebecca Ferguson, White Queen Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Coven Helen Mirren, Phil Spector Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake
Best Actor in a Television Series, Drama Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan Michael Sheen, Masters of Sex Kevin Spacey, House of Cards James Spader, The Blacklist
Best Actress in a Television Series, Drama Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black Robin Wright, House of Cards Julianna Marguiles, The Good Wife Kerry Washingon, Scandal Taylor Schilling, Orange is the New Black
Best Television Series, Drama Breaking Bad Downton Abbey The Good Wife Masters of Sex House of Cards Best Original Song "Atlas," The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, Coldplay "Let It Go," Frozen, Idina Menzel "Ordinary Love," Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom, U2 "Please Mr. Kennedy," Inside Llewyn Davis, Justin Timberlake "Sweeter Than Fiction," One Chance, Taylor Swift
Best Supporting Actor in a Television Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Josh Charles, The Good Wife Rob Lowe, Behind the Candelabra Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad Corey Stoll, House of Cards Jon Voight, Ray Donovan
Best Actor in a Television Series, Comedy or Musical Jason Bateman, Arrested Development Don Cheadle, House of Lies Michael J. Fox, The Michael J. Fox Show Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory Andy Samberg, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Best Foreign Language Film Blue Is the Warmest Color The Great Beauty The Past The Hunt The Wind Rises
Best Screenplay, Motion Picture Bob Nelson, Nebraska John Ridley, 12 Years a Slave Spike Jonze, Her Jeff Pope and Steve Coogan, Philomena Eric Warren Singer and David O. Russell, American Hustle
Best Actor in a Television Miniseries or Movie Matt Damon, Behind the Candelabra Michael Douglas, Behind the Candelabra Chiwetel Ejiofor, Dancing on the Edge Idris Elba, Luther Al Pacino, Phil Spector
Best Animated Movie Frozen The Croods Despicable Me 2
Best Actress in a Television Series, Comedy Zooey Deschanel, New Girl Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie Lena Dunham, Girls Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Best Director Alfonso Cuarón, Gravity Paul Greengrass, Captain Phillips Steve McQueen, 12 Years A Slave Alexander Payne, Nebraska David O. Russell, American Hustle
Best Television Series, Comedy or Musical The Big Bang Theory Brooklyn Nine-Nine Girls Modern Family Parks and Recreation
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical Amy Adams, American Hustle Julie Delpy, Before Midnight Greta Gerwig, Frances Ha Meryl Streep, August: Osage County Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Enough Said
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Comedy or Musical Christian Bale, American Hustle Bruce Dern, Nebraska Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street Oscar Isaac, Inside Llewyn Davis Joaquin Phoenix, Her
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Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy Her Inside Llewyn Davis Nebraska The Wolf of Wall Street American Hustle Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine Sandra Bullock, Gravity Judi Dench, Philomena Emma Thompson, Saving Mr. Banks Kate Winslet, Labor Day
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years A Slave Idris Elba, Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom Tom Hanks, Captain Phillips Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club Robert Redford, All Is Lost
Best Motion Picture, Drama 12 Years a Slave Gravity Philomena Rush Captain Phillips