Intern Recites Entire Mean Girls Movie in 30 Minutes FTW

Chances are if you've seen Mean Girls, you've seen it at least a half-dozen times. The hit 2004 comedy by Tina Fey starring Amanda Seyfried, Rachel McAdams, and a still salvageable Lindsay Lohan is a cult classic among girls, gays, and anyone who had to endure the hell that is...

By Katie Johnson

August 9, 2013

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Chances are if you've seen Mean Girls, you've seen it at least a half-dozen times. The hit 2004 comedy by Tina Fey starring Amanda Seyfried, Rachel McAdams, and a still salvageable Lindsay Lohan is a cult classic among girls, gays, and anyone who had to endure the hell that is high school.

But one pink polo-wearing fan has taken his Mean Girls madness to the next level in what may be the best example of winning we've seen all week.

NextMovie intern Christopher Rosa is milking his well-deserved 15 minutes of fame after his employer asked him to recite the entirety of Mean Girls in just under 30 minutes. The jaw-dropping video has become an Internet sensation as Rosa spews out dialogue faster than the side effect of a drug commercial, occasionally making small jerking gestures, leading you to believe that this video was sped up.

It wasn't.

Whether this guy has a true gift for memorizing movies or subtly reading cue cards, Rosa's 30-minute video deserves at least a couple minutes of viewing -- unless, you're a compulsive fact checker, in which case, good luck.

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