NES Controller Bra: Pinch A to Run
Not that we expect girls who play Nintendo games all day to care much about lift and support -- or their "boyfriend" counterparts to know how to operate anything more complicated than the clap-off bra ...
But for the enjoyment of Nintendo fiends everywhere, an artist in Hickory, North Carolina has released a line of hand-painted bras that resemble NES (Nintendo Entertainment System) Controllers.
The painted geek lingerie is on sale for a cool $30 (dignity not included, plus $5 S&H) on Etsy.
Note: The artist notes that the bra comes in all sizes, but that 32 sizes (A, B, etc.) are not available and must be made as 34 sizes instead.
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So stuff 'em up, ladies, and good luck breaking the news to your boyfriend that this controller doesn't come with a rumble pack.
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