Comedian Bernadette Pauley’s online shop includes one item. It’s a white women's T-shirt that reads, “If you don’t [heart shape] my [dog image], then you can’t touch my [cat drawing].” Funny lady loves her dog ®C and, unsurprisingly, values her nether regions, too.
It won't come as a surprise if her sets at The Comedy Spot this weekend revolve around her Chihuahua, Buddy, and their recent relocation from New York to Los Angeles. (As for the lady parts, Pauley is married. So, even if you like her pup, that's probably a no-go.)
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