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Pornaments: Best Hung Low on the Tree (NSFW)

Pornaments: Best Hung Low on the Tree (NSFW)
http://xgenproducts.com

If you're looking for a few conversation starters on the tree or for a few priceless reactions from friends and in-laws, look no further than XGen's line of Pornaments

The line of ornaments, described as "festive, phallic fun," are crafted from hand-blown glass and are all about 6 inches.

We'll leave the puns to you. 

Check out our five favorite pornaments (with gift tag suggestions) after the jump ...  

5.ST. NICHOL-ASS 

To: Your mother in-law
From: Your evil sister in-law 

Pornaments: Best Hung Low on the Tree (NSFW)

4.HOLIDAY RUSH (DISC)
To: Your girlfriend
From: Your cat

Pornaments: Best Hung Low on the Tree (NSFW)

 

3.HO HO HUNG
To: Your Grandma
From: Santa
Pornaments: Best Hung Low on the Tree (NSFW)

2.HO HO HO
To: Your Pervy Uncle
From: Your Other Pervy Uncle
Pornaments: Best Hung Low on the Tree (NSFW)

1.MISTLE BLOW


To: Yourself
From: Who cares? 
Pornaments: Best Hung Low on the Tree (NSFW)

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