Relax, You're Still a Sagittarius and The Astrological Signs Haven't Changed (Yet)

And thank god, because the Capricorns didn't want your stupid optimism, annoying curiosity or obsession with ethics, anyway.

But word that astrological signs had in fact shifted sure caused a social media circus act yesterday, as a wave of zodiac identity crises flooded Facebook and Twitter.

According to astrological experts, the tropical zodiacs (associated with western culture's astrological signs) didn't change when the "Earth 'wobbled' around its axis, creating about a one-month bump in the stars' alignment," as reported by the Star Tribune in Minneapolis.

So sorry dude, looks like you're going to have to find a non-astrological reason to get that tattoo removed ...

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