Santarchy: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Three signs of a good Santa booze fest: Santa, his Mrs. Claus (complete with nurse kit), and his trusty, shirtless elf
Three signs of a good Santa booze fest: Santa, his Mrs. Claus (complete with nurse kit), and his trusty, shirtless elf
Photo by Jonathan McNamara

When you mix hundreds of Santas, a few more Mrs. Clauses and some scandalous elves, you're bound for entertainment. Over the weekend, we followed the Arizona Cacophony Society's annual Santarchy bar crawl in Scottsdale and took a few notes.

The Good's above, the Bad and the Ugly are after the jump, and the whole tinseled slideshow is right here.

Two signs of a bad Santa booze fest: A creepy Santa mustache and an ever-classy cowboy hat/wife beater/mardi gras bead combo.
Two signs of a bad Santa booze fest: A creepy Santa mustache and an ever-classy cowboy hat/wife beater/mardi gras bead combo.
Photo by Jonathan McNamara
One sign of an ugly Santa booze fest: Not carrying enough cash for the next round.
One sign of an ugly Santa booze fest: Not carrying enough cash for the next round.
Photo by Jonathan McNamara

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