If you haven't been following the Charlie Sheen spiral, you live under a rock ... and have some catching up to do.
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While you're waiting for the slew of videos to load, check out the Sheen Family Circus website for a few illustrated highlights of drug-induced hysteria -- that is, before Keane sends a cease-and-desist letter and rips the thing down.