The Nine Ugliest Holiday Ornaments on Etsy
Description: Beautiful spiral shell makes a delicate and elegant Christmas ornament. Gold ribbon makes it easy to hang on your Christmas Tree!
Description: The perfect gift for any Twilight fan. Comes tied with ribbon for hanging.
Want to show your loved ones that you'll do absolutely anything to decorate that tree? Finally you can adequately express your Christmas feelings with this super cool thumb ornament! This life sized thumb, in Medium skin, comes with a bright red bow and ornament hanger to make decorating the tree a breeze!
Honor your pet this holiday season with a custom, one-of-a-kind Christmas ornament! Sizes range from 2 inches in diameter to 5 inches. These also make great gifts for a pet lover!
Translation: Holy shit! My cat hacks up hair balls that look just like pugs with sweaters. Get the camera!
Description: Add shabby chic décor to your holiday trimmings with this one of a kind senasmiles Christmas Ornament. Unique in every way, this Paper Jewel Christmas ornament features up-cycled rustic twine, specks of glitter and hand-painted paper in hues of cranberry red and white.
Description: Whimpering Willy is so goth, dresses like a vampire and cries to get the ladies... I think it works, he has many girls in love with him, myself included. :)
Replace: Same as above! (Just replace "turtle" with "penis.")
Translation: Need help celebrating the holiday? For a cool $475, Chloe will kill it, er, you .. er, it. Bring it on!
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