The Trots Part Two

Tryptophan, the ingredient in turkey that supposedly makes one all sleepy, is a bunch of bunk. You know what makes you want to lie in your own filth after tearing into a drumstick on Thanksgiving Day? You’re a lazy sack and need to move around. Don’t fret, Westsiders. You won’t...

By Steve Jansen

November 25, 2010

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Tryptophan, the ingredient in turkey that supposedly makes one all sleepy, is a bunch of bunk. You know what makes you want to lie in your own filth after tearing into a drumstick on Thanksgiving Day? You’re a lazy sack and need to move around.

Don’t fret, Westsiders. You won’t be served cold turkey when the Arizona Road Racers Thanksgiving Day Classic commences. The twenty-third annual fitness bash begins at 8 a.m. with a ten-mile jaunt and is followed by the 5K at 8:15 and a one-mile fun run at 8:20.

Thu., Nov. 25, 8:15 a.m., 2010

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