Wedding Uggs: Perfect for When "I Do" Becomes "I Don't"
Just in time for the college set to break out the mini-skirts, tank tops, engagement rings, and furry boots (it is summer, after all), comes the "I Do" collection from Ugg.
The wedding collection of furry foot ovens includes a sequin bomb boot (pictured left), a shearling covered "fluff" flip flop, and a bejeweled boot made perfect for you, your bridesmaids, and the trashcan after each gets hit with a glass of wine or a dirty foot.
The iridescent sequin ($190) is described as a "stylish and glittery take" on the classic Ugg that's sure to "sure to turn heads and stand out in a crowd whether walking down the aisle, during pre-wedding pampering, or as luxurious gifts for the wedding party." (Note: a good friend buys gifts from the registry.)
The jeweled Bailey Button boot ($225) has a a soft, sheepskin-covered insole (sorry vegans) and light and flexible, molded-EVA outsole that'll look great with that dress and will give lovely form to the calves you've been hitting the gym to shape since you purchased your first wedding magazine.
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And the flip-flop ($80) is the most you'll ever pay to have someone cut two slits in a stuffed animal and slap them on your pedicured toes.
While you have a slight chance of convincing the bride-to-be otherwise (with the help of the video below), a true Ugger is hard to rehabilitate.
Here's to fugly ever after.
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