We're Doomed: The First "Human-Like" Sex Doll's Virginity Is up for Auction -- Bid Currently Over $100,000 (NSFW)

Because nothing says "Let's celebrate International Women's Day" like a bidding war over a sex doll, we bring you Valentina.

Valentina is the brain child of Sexônico, an online sex shop, and is the first sex doll to have "human-skin," plus "fleshy lips, full breasts, and a body that inspires envy in all women," according to Sexônico's website.

Think that's creepy? Just wait for what the highest bidder is in for . . .

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Valentina has never been, uh, used before, and to celebrate her invention, Sexônico announced before the first international convention of inflatable dolls (seriously) that her deflowering would be given to the highest bidder, in addition to a night of romance.

According to Sexônico, the winner takes home (as printed on the website):

- Night Suite "Presidential" in Motel Swing in the city of São Paulo;

- Special dinner by candlelight, with French Champagne included;

- Aromatic bath with rose petals;

- Flights and transfers (if you do not live in São Paulo).

- Special Lingeries (this is her gift!)

- A digital camera to shoot and then you can show it to your friends

Because the only thing creepier than having dinner, bathing, and popping the cherry on a sex doll is capturing it all on digital film for (please, God, no one else) to watch later.

The bidding closes on March 31, and as of press time, the highest bid is $105,100.

Ladies, it's been real.

(check out more NSFW pictures after the jump) ...

 

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