We're Doomed: The New iPad vs. HK53 Assault Rifle (Video)

It was only a matter of time before an angry gun-owner realized his recent splurge on the new iPad was in vain. Richard Ryan, from Sherman Oaks, California, might blame the increased weight, the limited availability, the poor wi-fi connection, or the release of games specifically designed for cats on...

By Claire Lawton

March 20, 2012

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It was only a matter of time before an angry gun-owner realized his recent splurge on the new iPad was in vain.

Richard Ryan, from Sherman Oaks, California, might blame the increased weight, the limited availability, the poor wi-fi connection, or the release of games specifically designed for cats on the new iPad.

But no drawback mattered after he settled things with his HK53 assault rifle ... and then his Benelli shotgun with custom ammunition (totally necessary).

See the video after the jump ...

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