What Actually Happened in Your Favorite Romantic Comedies
The brutal truth of You've Got Mail — and your other rom-com faves.
Being in love can be complicated. But being in love in a romantic comedy? Despite the high stakes and silly trappings, the swoon-worthy arc of the meet-cute that leads to the obstacles of being together and concludes with the smoochy resolution is surprisingly simple. Which is why we're taking a closer look at the greatest romantic comedies ever made and summarizing them in one to three sometimes upsetting sentences. Here's the frills-free version of what really happened.
You've Got Mail
A man destroys a woman's livelihood while flirting with her via AOL and hiding his identity. But he has a cool dog and buys her flowers on occasion. So.
A virgin who can't drive tries to get it on with her gay BFF, thwarts advances from a variety of d-bags, and decides on a relationship with her ex-step brother who pretends to enjoy Kafka. Majorly, totally, butt crazy indeed.
It's best not to overthink it.
Man hires hooker, who enjoys shopping and Prince in the bathtub. He dresses her well, decides to keep her around longer, and presumably finances her post-ho lifestyle.
Read on for Love Actually, and, Notting Hill, obvs, Sleepless in Seattle
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