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  • 12 years ago

    Bite Me was having her hair, er, styled the other day and found herself deeply engrossed in a conversation with her mane magician Katrina about passion fruit and mango. Not the kind they pretend to throw into shampoo so you think you're scrubbing ...

  • 12 years ago

    Bite Me has a loving, trustful friend who didn't know what he was in for when he offered to treat your humble narrator to a birthday dinner just after she hit the Valley. The poor sap suggested a swanky joint, not realizing that, when she's on a f...

  • 12 years ago

    The last thing Bite Me wanted to do last week was slosh around in the rain looking for the really hard-to-find AZ88. (Drought? What freakin' drought?) She got the address and directions easily enough, but then found herself discombobulated in a Sc...