Email Author Ashlea Deahl

2005 Stories by Ashlea Deahl

• Cold Plunge

  published June 2, 2005

  Short of submerging yourself in a vat of ice, home remedies for keeping body heat at bay are sparse. So let the experts soothe your scorched skin... More >>

• Sweet Relief

  published June 2, 2005

  Sometimes, a drippy blue-raspberry Otter Pop just isn't enough. Instead of inciting brain freeze from a pathetic Popsicle this summer, refine your... More >>

• Boss Hawgs

  published March 31, 2005

  4/1-4/10 A souvenir shop in Dearborn, Michigan, once sold a rubber stamp that read, "People are more violently opposed to fur than... More >>

• Of Ice and Men

  published March 31, 2005

  SUN 4/3 Break out the gloves and fly your uncle down from Saskatchewan: Hockey is back. Witness some serious slap shots as the... More >>

• Fairy Scary

  published March 24, 2005

  SAT 3/26 Little girls love their fairy tales of Prince Charmings, glass slippers and magic wands. But Erin Smith wasn't a typical... More >>

• Yay for Neigh

  published March 24, 2005

  SAT 3/26 How do you make a guy think about horses while watching nude cabaret? "Well, that's not really the point," says Janie Wiseman,... More >>

• Undrugged

  published March 17, 2005

  3/22-3/26 Mark Lundholm refers to himself as "a professional mistake-maker." In 1988, he found himself in a halfway house after... More >>

• Car-Tunes Network

  published March 10, 2005

  SAT 3/12 Muscle cars and band geeks don't typically mesh -- unless the former is running over the latter. But the Cruisin' to the... More >>

• Re-Actor

  published March 10, 2005

  3/10-3/26 You know how it is: Your lover is a gay porn star, you're the owner of a gay porno film company, and your lover wants to... More >>

• "Tranz" It

  published March 3, 2005

  FRI 3/4 Phoenix hasn't exactly been a hotbed of the gothic club scene. For one thing, it's too sunny here (honest, it is!) for any... More >>

• Happy Trails

  published March 3, 2005

  SAT 3/5 If your pooch's flabby paunch is starting to rival your beer gut, it's time to get that mutt some exercise. Take a hike with... More >>

• Riot Squad

  published March 3, 2005

  SUN 3/6 The revolution will be televised -- if, that is, you happen to be at Thought Crime, 1019 North Central, on Sunday, March... More >>

• Rocks Stars

  published February 24, 2005

  SAT 2/26 It seems that KTAR personality Gayle Bass really knows how to shake it. And by "it," we mean a martini -- which also, it... More >>

• Bleeding Hearts

  published February 10, 2005

  SAT 2/12 The tough chicks of Arizona Roller Derby aren't your typical suckers for Valentine's Day. In fact, give a Roller girl a... More >>

• Return of the Kink

  published February 10, 2005

  SAT 2/12 With plenty of cold nights left until the spring thaw, keep yourself warm at Fetish Revolution 5 on Saturday, February 12,... More >>

• You Say You Wanna Resolution . . .

  published January 20, 2005

  It's the third week of January. By now, if you're like everyone else we know, you've broken your New Year's resolution -- popped that Vicodin,... More >>

• Working Title

  published January 20, 2005

  1/21-1/26 There's nothing like having a J-O-B that requires you to clean the soiled sheets of others, carry a dozen hot plates on... More >>