Email Author Austin Head

2005 Stories by Austin Head

• Cho 'Nuff

  published June 2, 2005

  She jokes about giving blowjobs to rescue workers after 9/11. She jokes about the myth of the vaunted G-spot. She even jokes about being fisted.... More >>

• The Swishy City

  published May 19, 2005

  SAT 5/21And now, ladies and gentlemen, we are proud to announce a one-night-only event filled with murder, mayhem, and all that jazz! A... More >>

• Kink Friday

  published April 28, 2005

  FRI 4/29 Erotic torture, submissive slaves, leather, latex, hot wax to the flesh, and other forms of fetish will arise on "Black... More >>

• Virgin Island

  published April 14, 2005

  4/15-4/17 Pompous palates get pleased every year at the Scottsdale Culinary Festival, as foodies from all over gather to indulge in... More >>

• Boss Hawgs

  published March 31, 2005

  4/1-4/10 A souvenir shop in Dearborn, Michigan, once sold a rubber stamp that read, "People are more violently opposed to fur than... More >>

• Wing Ding

  published March 17, 2005

  SAT 3/19 Grandpa's been acting kookier than normal lately, whistling "Pennsylvania 6-5000" to himself, and doing a solo Charleston in... More >>